Split my pants again...

Sigh!!! I think the menu for the month is banana pant split. The split was so big that I will exposed myself regardless of any angle I took the pictures.
I wanted to know the feeling of doing a front roll on a harder surface. Being me, I tried a few times on my office carpeted floor. I only noticed the tear after I sat on my chair. The feel of sitting on your underwear is slightly uncomfortable. Fortunately I was alone in the office. At 5.20 sharp, I called a cab and went home straight.