Commentary - I AM SO STRESSED

You can tell that I am stressed, when I start eating corns from the table. I came across an article about reducing stress. When corns are placed on the table, it would react with the layer of chemical compound that is left from cleaning cloth. The key ingredients for this process, are the germs and bacteria that help to breakdown the compound and act as a catalyst. I would love to go on about the technicality on how the germs and bacteria forms teams in the ratio of 2.16. But time is not on my side. Nature's call.

Picture - My new Thinking Cap

See my C00L CAP!!! My C00L FACE!!! My C00L POSE!!!! Yeah Baby!!! I am so C0000LL!!!!

Picture - Need to get some fresh fertilizer...

Fresh fertilizers from the Town Council...
Cmon man...I am sure the Town Council dont mind me taking a scoop. If they want to trade, I dont mind urinate on the tree to improve the soil quality.
My pride and Joy!!!

Commentary - Ice Mountain need a new look

Our Singapore's Number 1 top Selling Drinking Water Brand need a new look to get a bigger share. This design reduce the angle of tilt when you drink your water straight from the bottle. Me smart..rigghhhttt : )
Do you think I will get some credit from FNN for suggesting this idea to them??

Picture - It is TICKET not TIKET!!!

Tiket!!Tiket!!
When is the last that you get a bus tiket?.....ooppss....ticket.

Commentary - Who is D3?

Who is this D3 guy?

let me do an analycal study on him.

I make the assumption that D3 is a man male species because
- he able to give comments on my blog, animals cant use keyboard yet.
- only the man male species dumb enough to label themselves as D3 or vx125.

Lets make further logical assumptions.

Breaking down D3
Why D?
- could be his name starts with the letter D

Why the number 3?
- could be he has 3 kids with 3 wives

Now lets analyse his comments.

Breaking down his 1st comment.

RUDIEEEEE !!!!!
Long time no see hehehehe.

- He seems to be my long lost friend.
- From the five exclamation marks, it shows that he misses me a lot and could be a gay.
- From the same number of 'E' after Rudie and the number of 'he' in 'hehehehe', I assumed that we have lost contact for about 4 years.
- He wrote in singlish, definitely Singaporean.

Breaking down is 2nd comment.

Is that a mind map or the dark cloud map ?

- He is a map idiot,


My conclusion is my friend, D3 is a gayboy.

Commentary - Raining on the Spot

I saw a big dark cloud in the north. And as I expected, it rained heavily at MacRitchie. The rain got heavier at Thomson Road. My mood was rock bottom because I was not prepared for a wet Monday Morning.
Upon reaching Upper Thomson Road, the rains stopped suddenly. The weather was bright and sunny.The road was dry. What happen to dark cloud I saw earlier?
Strange.

Commentary - Chicken leg

For Lunch, I had roasted chicken leg.HHmmm....I alway thought that chicken have feet. Two skinny, rubbery claws. But my dish is so juicy and meaty. Must be a cloning gone wrong
Probably this is how my dish looked like before it was killed. Do you know how difficult to catch a normal chicken. Now try catching a chicken with legs.

Commentary - Alamak chat

Alamak Chat. The phrase that I thought that was gone for good is actually alive and kicking. "Alamak Chat" was a household name during my poly days. The "in thing" to do after class or reason to skip class is Alamak Chat. I rediscovered Alamak Chat when my gf told me that she just finished chatting in one of the Alamak chatroom. Anyway I wont try to rekindle this old hobby, simply because I got other better things to do; like writing a blog...

For the benefits of the rest of the world, Alamak is a Malay expression. It is equivalent to the English expression of "Oh my gosh"

Commentary - Tonsils

Do you know how doctors find out if you have Tonsillitis. Firstly, they will use the spatula (wooden flat stick) to press your tongue and look through your mouth.If they cant see the inflammation. They will spray local anaesthetic and insert a scope (fibre optic camera) through your nose to your throat. From the TV, they will able to see a bird's eyed view of your tonsils. The procedure is painful and nauseating especially if the scope keep hitting the walls. Its good to find a doctor with good hands. The worst part is, they will do the procedure for each nostril.

What and where is Tonsils?
1. Pharyngeal Tonsil
2. Palatine Tonsil
3. Lingual Tonsil
4. Epiglottis

The tonsils are areas of lymphoid tissue on either side of the throat. An infection of the tonsils is called tonsillitis. Most commonly, the term "tonsils" refers to the palatine tonsils that can be seen in the back of the throat.

As with other organs of the lymphatic system, the tonsils act as part of the immune system to help protect against infection. In particular, they are believed to be involved in helping fight off pharyngeal and upper respiratory tract infections.

Fonts in italic is from Wikipedia.
Graphic from www.healthopedia.com
The nose belong to Rudie.

Picture - Two cans of Coke from the Freezer.

I am amazed by the amount of pressure that can built up from liquid expansion.
One of the can actually burst and covered my freezer walls with coke. Can you see the punctured mark at the deformed area?

Trivial - Jenny is a FEMALE DONKEY!!!

I was flipping through my Oxford when something caught my eyes,the word JENNY. Jenny n. female donkey. Huh! Jenny is a female donkey? Jenny? Hhhhmmm...I have an image of a jenny in my mind right now. She's on four, got a blonde fur and would love to ride her.

Vdeo - Waking up with a Big Bang Jerky!!

Nothing is more thrilling to be waking up with somebody giving you a BBJ.

Commentary - Google Analytical

I signup with Google Analytics almost the same time I started blogging. -
From the charts and graphs on the left. People prefer visiting my blog on Wednesday. But why Wednesday? On the large percentage of return visitor, I have myself to blame, due to the Green Horn Syndrome. I also have taken the first step of expanding friends with visitors from rest of the world.WOHOOO!!!!

Special thanks to jabstin(6.06%) and empat-unsur for visiting my blog.

Picture - New Korean Outlet @ Jurong Entertainment.

I had my lunch at Zingdo. A new Korean food outlet. I ordered my favourite korean food, Bip Bip Bap. Yes, the name of the dish is "Bip Bip Bap".I like the dish because that is the only korean food that I can pronouned and it has a complete meal; egg, veggies, rice and meat. The food is good but a bit pricey.
Pictures by inspiring photographer, Sirrus.

Commentary - Bravanet Services

I just sigup with Bravanet. They have a lot of free services. But for now, I am trying out their Guestbook and Polls. The installation was chicken (Singapore Slang for nobrainer easy).

TO BRAVANET STAFF, ANY EXTRAS FOR ADDITIONAL MARKETING.

Picture - Tremors in Singapore!!!

This is what I was doing when 1/3 of Singapore was shaken when the tectonic plates in Indonesia moved. As you can see, I was feeling stupid at that time.

Trivial - "See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evils"

What is the origin of the three wise monkeys who "See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evils"?

The monkeys appear in a wooden carving at the 17th century Toshogu shrine in Nikko, Japan. The shrine is the mausoleum of the shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu, and the monkeys were the guardians of the stables. The phrase," see nothing, hear nothing, say nothing,"in Japanese is , mizaru, kikazaru, iwazaru. The word for monkey(saru or zaru) sounds the same as the verb-ending zaru, so to represent the phrase with the three monkeys in the appropriate poses is a play on words.
Taken from Reader Digest March 2000

Vdeo - Highly Engineered Pranks

I found these two videos in the tube. I called it Highly Engineered Pranks. It was cruel but hilarious. Thought of sharing with you guys. Enjoy.

Vdeo - Highly Engineered Pranks cont..